FINANCIALLY COOKED.
The only finance app that judges your Uber Eats addiction and lets your friends sabotage your budget. 💀💸 Track spending. Get roasted. Survive.
Choose Your Fighter 🎯
Three personas. Three levels of financial delusion. Pick wisely (or don’t, we don’t care). 💀
Vanilla 🥱
Clean. Minimal. Boring. For people who colour-code their spreadsheets and pretend they have their life together. You probably own a budgeting journal from Amazon. 📊
"I’m actually fine"
Brainrot 🧠💥
Vine booms on every click. Skibidi styling. Your dashboard looks like it was designed during a 3 AM Discord call. Ohio-level financial literacy. 🗿
"it’s giving bankruptcy"
Girl Math 💅✨
Hot pink everything. If you pay in cash it was literally free. Returns mean the store owes YOU money. Math is just a suggestion. 💖
"it’s basically free"Destroy your friends’ budgets in real-time 🎯
See your friends’ terrible financial decisions the moment they happen. Hit them with a Sabotage Attack and drain their budget before they drain yours. 💸 It’s personal finance meets PvP combat. No mercy. 💀
- Real-time expense feed — watch the carnage unfold 📉
- Sabotage attacks drain opponents' remaining budget 🔥
- Wall of Shame leaderboard for the biggest disasters 🏆
- Sound effects that make every bad decision louder 🔊
Live Feed
LIVEReady to get cooked? 🍳
Join the chaos. Take the quiz. Find out what kind of financial disaster you are.
Your wallet will never forgive you.